TOP TEN GUILTIEST METAL PLEASURES (PART II)
May01

TOP TEN GUILTIEST METAL PLEASURES (PART II)

Photo credit: EverydayFamily.org. I wrote about guilty metal pleasures once upon a time, but this time, I wanted to focus on metal STUFF rather than metal TUNES. Metal is more than just the music, so let’s sit back and enjoy the little things that make you cringe and make participating in this big old ridiculous scene interesting/awesome/shameful. 10. Cheesy power metal If Gloryhammer doesn’t bring a smile to your face,...

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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, FINLAND!
Dec06

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, FINLAND!

On this day in 1917, Finland declared its independence from Soviet Russia. Let’s celebrate by jamming out to our favorite Finnish bands! Teräsbetoni, “Vaadimme Metallia” Kiuas, “Warrior Soul” Celesty, “Arrival” Stratovarius, “Eagleheart” Tarot, “Love’s Not Made For My Kind” Lordi, “Pet The Destroyer” Amorphis, “Weaving The Incantation”...

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POWER METAL IS THE CAFFEINE OF MUSIC
Jun13

POWER METAL IS THE CAFFEINE OF MUSIC

I am very, very, very tired. THIS TIRED. Believe it or not, I don’t spend all of my waking hours writing articles while sipping mango margs in my PJs. I have a day job, and my day job involves doing the work of several people, some of whom aren’t even in my department. Then I come home late and try to write something fun for you all to read before collapsing onto my laptop. Most of the time I’m successful! You know...

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Top Ten Heavy Metal Anthems of All Time

One day, when I was sitting in my room listening to old school metal, I realized that there are quite a few songs from that era that are about how awesome metal is. Granted, metal WAS extreeeeemely awesome back then, so I can see why a bunch of people would be inspired by the environment around them, even if it’s kind of masturbatory to write odes to your own greatness. At any rate, I decided to compile a top ten list of all my...

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