If only Dethklok‘s releases had the ability to heal the economy and restore world order in real life! All the same, Metalocalypse fans will be pleased to know that Dethalbum III has finally hit stores. Dethalbum III is the third album released by fictional but still awesome band Dethklok, and the band will headline a tour in support of the album just two weeks from today. Dates and specifics are below, and Machine Head and All That Remains will join for the whole tour:

10/30/2012 Norfolk, VA @ Norva
10/31/2012 Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory
11/2/2012 Silver Spring, MD @ Fillmore
11/3/2012 New York, NY @ Roseland Ballroom
11/4/2012 Worcester, MA @ Palladium
11/5/2012 Montreal, QC @ Metropolis
11/7/2012 Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy
11/8/2012 Pittsburgh, PA @ Stage AE
11/9/2012 Columbus, OH @ LC Pavilion
11/10/2012 Detroit, MI @ Fillmore
11/11/2012 Grand Rapids, MI @Orbit Room
11/13/2012 Fargo, ND @ The Venue
11/14/2012 Minneapolis, MN @ Myth
11/15/2012 Milwaukee, WI @ Rave
11/16/2012 Chicago, IL @ Aragon Ballroom
11/17/2012 Kansas City, MO @ Midland
11/18/2012 St. Louis, MO @ The Pageant
11/20/2012 Denver, CO @ Fillmore
11/21/2012 Salt Lake City, UT @ Great Salt Air
11/23/2012 Seattle, WA @ Showbox SODO
11/24/2012 Portland, OR @ Roseland
11/26/2012 Oakland, CA @ Fox Theater
11/27/2012 Hollywood, CA @ Palladium
11/28/2012 Phoenix, AZ @ Marquee
11/30/2012 Dallas, TX @ House of Blues
12/1/2012 Austin, TX @ Stubbs
12/2/2012 Houston, TX @ House of Blues
12/4/2012 Orlando, FL @ House of Blues
12/6/2012 Chattanooga, TN @ Track 29
12/7/2012 Charlotte, NC @ Fillmore
12/8/2012 Atlanta, GA @ Tabernacle

Coinciding with the kick-off date of Dethklok’s tour is the release of Metalocalypse Season 4 on DVD and Blu-ray! Special features include a Nathan Explosion Shakespeare reading, a Dethklok fan art collection (Sausage Festival, anyone?), “MurderThoughts,” a “Pickles Flyby” (do I even want to know?), and plenty more. Pick it up as soon as you can, then come back here and chat with me about (SPOILER ALERT) the complete ridiculosity of the entire Abigail storyline.