HAPPY NATIONAL BEER DAY, HEARERS OF EVIL!

HAPPY NATIONAL BEER DAY, HEARERS OF EVIL!

Photo credit: Thrillist. Good afternoon everyone, and happy National Beer Day! Hear Evil has a long tradition of celebrating the lighter (some might say frivolous) holidays, and National Beer Day shall be no exception. Established in 1933 to celebrate FDR’s...
TROLLHORN TROLLS THE WORLD

TROLLHORN TROLLS THE WORLD

Yesterday it was announced that H&M has started putting fake metal bands on their clothing to pander to alt folks who don’t know anything about the scene they’re half-assedly trying to emulate. Strong Scene Productions, sensing an opportunity to...
YOU MIGHT BE A FOLK METALHEAD IF…

YOU MIGHT BE A FOLK METALHEAD IF…

Picture credit: deviantArt. Folk metalheads are my people. I love them, am endlessly aggravated by them, and enjoy making fun of them. They’re like the brothers and sisters I never had, so I’m going to channel Jeff Foxworthy a little and rag on them like...
BLACK PUSSY IS A BAD BAND NAME

BLACK PUSSY IS A BAD BAND NAME

It’s probably no shock to you that I’m not a huge fan of the band name Black Pussy. I’ve never listened to the band so I don’t know if they’re good or not, and frankly I don’t care. Once upon a time, I wrote this really neat article...