STEAK & BLOWJOB DAY IS FOR LOSERS

STEAK & BLOWJOB DAY IS FOR LOSERS

Photo credit: Vice. Seriously, if you are over the age of 14 and you take Steak & Blowjob Day in any way seriously, you need to reevaluate your entire life. Here’s what you’re saying when you say “Happy Steak & Blowjob Day” without a...
A NATION DIVIDED AGAINST BABYMETAL CAN NOT STAND

A NATION DIVIDED AGAINST BABYMETAL CAN NOT STAND

Since I have an office job, I spend a considerable amount of time gazing thoughtfully into my Facebook feed. Apparently, BABYMETAL, the awesome J-pop death metal fusion band fronted by three teenage girls, was featured on USA Today recently, so people who...
FEMALE METALHEADS ARE METALHEADS TOO

FEMALE METALHEADS ARE METALHEADS TOO

Recently I was discussing something with a co-worker about some issues I have had to fight with for as long as I’ve gone to metal shows. A few subjects have always bothered me and I’m going to discuss them with you. First off, yes I am female, and yes I love the...
ASHLEY’S VALENTINE’S DAY PLAYLIST

ASHLEY’S VALENTINE’S DAY PLAYLIST

Photo credit: MetalSucks. Valentine’s Day is here and you metalheads are probably thinking “how do I tell someone I fucking love them through a metal song?” Well fret not, my lovers — I will give you a round-up of some badass yet sweet and romantic...