TROLLHORN TROLLS THE WORLD

TROLLHORN TROLLS THE WORLD

Yesterday it was announced that H&M has started putting fake metal bands on their clothing to pander to alt folks who don’t know anything about the scene they’re half-assedly trying to emulate. Strong Scene Productions, sensing an opportunity to...
FREDRIK ANDERSSON LEAVES AMON AMARTH

FREDRIK ANDERSSON LEAVES AMON AMARTH

According to a statement made by Swedish Viking metal band Amon Amarth earlier today, long-time drummer Fredrik Andersson has decided to leave the band. The brief statement reads as follows: Amon Amarth and drummer Fredrik Andersson have decided to part ways after 17...
YOU MIGHT BE A FOLK METALHEAD IF…

YOU MIGHT BE A FOLK METALHEAD IF…

Picture credit: deviantArt. Folk metalheads are my people. I love them, am endlessly aggravated by them, and enjoy making fun of them. They’re like the brothers and sisters I never had, so I’m going to channel Jeff Foxworthy a little and rag on them like...
BLACK PUSSY IS A BAD BAND NAME

BLACK PUSSY IS A BAD BAND NAME

It’s probably no shock to you that I’m not a huge fan of the band name Black Pussy. I’ve never listened to the band so I don’t know if they’re good or not, and frankly I don’t care. Once upon a time, I wrote this really neat article...